Warning Signs of Eruption Prevalent, JANKYfilms Begins Drafting Escape Plans

As the power went out in the Mount Hood area from Government Camp to Welches, it was hard not to read the warning signs. In a state of tense anxiety, the JANKYfilms crew held an emergency meeting with the goal of outlining an escape plan in the case of an imminent eruption, with the headquarters in Government Camp being in extreme danger. Important items including the supercomputer used for computing complex algorithms for their edits, powerful effects software, state-of-the-art Ultra Extreme Definition cameras, and of course the $5 dolly setup now need to be relocated to a top-secret location to secure the future of JANKYfilms.